The following is a short two-verse poem derived from the children's song Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree. It was written by a futanari who identifies as a lolicon. The song is intended to be sung rather than spoken.
futa loli sits in the old cum tree
merry merry crean of the tush is she
fap
futa loli fap
futa loli gay your thoughts must be
futa loli sits in the old cum tree
fucking all the cuties she can see
stop
futa loli stop
futa loli save some kids for meee