The following is a short song going by the name Groomer Anthem, which is parodying the national anthem of the United States of America. It was written by a futanari who identifies as a lolicon. The lyrics match the melody better than the original lyrics and the accompaniment is provided below the lyrics. The song contains many slurs and a mention of pedophilia.
what so proudly we stan, at our twilight's last sparkling.
Whose broad pipe and big balls, through the ginormous gyatt,
O’er the gooners we watch’d, were so lazily streaming?
And the onlyfans share, without a single care,
Gave proof through the night that our fag was still there,
O say does that homewrecking twink-hon yet enjoy,
All the cock of trannies, and the clit of young boys?